Is Doof Gay?...or European?Is Doof Gay?...or European? by cocomooluvr
Bre THERE! RIGHT THERE! Look at that tan and tinted skin,
Look at the killer shape he's in,
Look at that slightly stubbly chin,
oh please he's gay! Totally gay!
Peter I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate
the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say, not gay!
All That is the elephant in the room,
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?
Karl But look at his coiffed and crispy locks,
Peni Look at his silk translucent socks
Monogram It's the eternal paradox,
look what we're seein'
Bre What do we see?
Monogram Is he gay?
Bre Of course he's gay!
Monogram OR EUROPEAN!
Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Peter Well, hey, don't look at me!
Bre You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
All In shiny shirts and tiny sho